» House GOP decrees that pizza is a vegetable
To save “farmers”…
… to “prevent overly burdensome” school lunch regulations.
I totally remember eating public [elementary] school pizzas! They came in small rectangular aluminum trays, wrapped in plastic. Always two choices of cheese or peperoni.
But anyway, this new declaration from our “leaders” is proof that America can sink lower.

If school lunch pizzas were like this, no one should mind!
(Source: think-progress)
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ajonesco reblogged this from think-progress and added:
Old news, but siiiiighhh. I guess they just really feel very strongly about ceasing regulation, even if it’s not for the...
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jailbroad reblogged this from howtohowtohowtohowtolivealife and added:
The title is a little misleading. They decreed that tomato paste is a vegetable, which is found on pizza. Therefore, the...
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I’m shocked this is not a joke…
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I totally remember eating public [elementary] school pizzas! They came in small rectangular aluminum trays, wrapped in...
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finally our country agrees on something.
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tomato is fruit. I weep for you, America
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lololololololololol
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This is why we can’t have nice things.
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You guys are forgetting to apply the transitive property of lawcraft. The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that tomatoes are...
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Ignoring the obvious stupidity, it infuriates me that tomatoes are legally considered vegetables. Fuck you, fuck you,...
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*bangs head against wall*
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inkmo reblogged this from hey--rube and added:
Once SNL declared pizza a taco, that really set us on a slippery slope.
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