now let’s see if he talks about it again and implements better environmental policy.
am up bright and early, my cs host has the tv turned on to the inauguration.
Wow those are pretty cool center bike lanes the motorcade is slowly driving on.
But of course, it would be amazing if the president led everyone on bicycles.
4) Toddlers. Oh, they think they’re so cute. They think they’re so important, what with claiming to be… what was it again? Right. “The future.” I mean, please.
Enough of them. Look at it this way: If it wasn’t for toddlers, we wouldn’t have to worry about the environment, the water supply, the economy, oil, anything at all. We could run riot, pwn this meager planet and abuse it to smithereens, just like the GOP intended. Here, little ones. Try a dose of harsh reality, courtesy of the police department. Psshhht. See you in college!
8) Hipster cyclists. Oh right, like you’ve never been driving along all calm and happy, when suddenly a skinny hipster whips in front of you and flips you off with one hand while toking on his American Spirit with the other, even as he chugs his Four Barrel triple latte with his giant beard before pedaling his fixie all the way to the Piercing Emporium to punch holes in your unsuspecting kids. Heathens! I pepper spray your nicely converted Schwinn and/or cool Chrome messenger bag!
read more: mark morford. sfgate, 30.11.11.
I love Mark Morford.
also read the reviews on amazon for this item (pepper spray).