We hope you don’t think your recent decision to spend $6 million to give San Francisco kids free Muni rides for two years is actually going to make us like you…
So if getting more kids we don’t care about to ride our dilapidated transit system isn’t going make us love you, what will?
The next logical step: Repair the dilapidated transit system.
Two words, Google, and all of San Francisco will fall at your feet: fix Muni.
If you can actually do that, if you can get our transit system running smoothly, safely, on time, under budget, carbon neutral, and with a pleasant smell, then we’ll be proud to open the doors of our cardboard boxes and say “That’s a Google engineer who took my apartment!”